That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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