is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Everything about him screamed your future.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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