she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
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Oh Jesus.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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