She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Fuck appropriateness.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
i want to swaddle you in tequila
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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