Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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