We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
