hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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