I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
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