I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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