It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
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