Last night I broke through a door, was hospitialized, arrested, and threw my shoe at a bouncer. This summer is gonna be fuckin sick.
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
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