i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
What drink are we having for lunch?
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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