As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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