Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
Randomize
