heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
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