I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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