They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
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