im sorry i hit your dog last night,,,i didnt even see it
I dont have a dog?
WTF
Dude I got a text from you at 1:30 last night and you didn't use any vowels
Haha, I didn't want to buy any... we're in a recession you know
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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