so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
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