I love black thongs
Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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