I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
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