I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
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