My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
Randomize
