Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
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