i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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