I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
Randomize
