I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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