Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
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