We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
Randomize
