The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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