i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
I'm at about main and main street
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
My Sexting was not on an AP level
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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