check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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