youre lurking in front of me
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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