and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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