I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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