Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
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