I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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