Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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