You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
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