I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
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