At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
This is the prime rib incident all over again
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Can I color on your dick again?
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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