You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
The cops high fived after they tackled you
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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