normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
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