508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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