yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
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