I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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