i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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