That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
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