i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
the liver wants what the liver wants
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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