Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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